Corrupt a wish

(nnoooooo to tori)

Granted, now it'll never work again.

I wish I had something to eat.

You have something to eat but you physically can't eat it because your mouth has been sewn shut.


I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

(nice image - mouth sewn shut)

Granted, but you're not allowed to leave the house ever again.

(Okay, Scar, you've said "I wish I were married" basically twice and the whole "I don't want to go back to school" has been said twice by different people lol. Keep it original! XD).


I wish that Nightwish would come to my house.

Granted but they come to your house, trash your house and murder you.

I wish my ipod didn't need charging

Granted, It'll never work again because someone stood on it.

I wish I could play classical violin

Granted... but your bow hand falls off. Tough break. lol

I wish I had more pretzels.

You do, but they went off.


I wish I was back at the youstage festival.

Granted, but nobody else is there.


I wish I could write a song.

Granted, but the quality is equal to this THIS.

I wish i wasn't tired.

You're not tired, you're asleep and you sleep forever.

I wish I had more time.

You do, but you have to spend all of it at school.


I wish I had 30 Scottish women doing my laundry.

Granted, but the washing machine chews your clothes up.

I wish I had popcorn.

You do but you cannot touch it for everythign you touch turns to lead.


I wish my nailvarnish didn't chip so much.

Granted, it never comes off, and so it ends up all over your fingers.

(I LOVED your one by the way Scar XD).


I wish my grandparents gave me more money

They keep giving you money but every time you get it a strange long short dog comes and eats it then runs off.


I wish I had a better costume for halloween.

You do, but it doesn't fit.


I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't!

I can't grant your wish if you've just said you can't!
You fly to the sky! And suffocate whilst up there, leaving your corpse to fall upon an unsuspecting old lady walking her dog.


I wish my feet didn't hurt.

Granted. They're numb.


I wish my Windows Media Player skipped the songs I didn't want to listen to.

Granted, it plays you two songs you want to listen to before corrupting the files and stopping.

I wish I was able to clearly define the two different writing styles for this chapter.