Look On The Brightside

Okay, so this is basically the opposite of "Corrupt A Wish".

One person posts something really terrible that could happen to the next poster, and the next poster has to see the good side of it, without changing anything mentioned in the post above.

Example.
Your dog got cut up by chavs

Reply
Oh well, it was an evil dog anyway

I'll start.

Your best friend just got mauled by a tiger.

Its how he wanted to do it

I just lost my arm!!!

Ah well, it's bound to turn up somewhere XD

That child just got shot in the face.

Well he always wanted to go inside a hospital.

Your cat just went on a killing spree!!

You no longer have a rat-infested house!


You've just gone blind.

Ah but the birds have never sounded prettier!


Your eye has gone mouldy

Just in time for halloween! I'm bound to win all the costume competitions!


You have just coughed up a spoon.

Wow, that really brightened up my magic act!


The living room of your house just exploded.

Well I was thinking about redecorating anyway

Your eyes have fallen out!

Aww now I can give them to somebody else!


Someone was dancing around and their stilleto flew up and hit you in the chest, piercing the skin and getting trapped between your ribs.

It'll teach them not to be so reckless in future, and it brought to the attention of doctors the life-threatening bone disease I had been previously unaware of.


You just burnt your house down trying to make a cup of tea.

But it was a lovely cup of tea!

Your best friend slept with your boy/girlfriend

I was planning on dumping them anyway, it just gave me an excuse.


The person who was your greatest inspiration in life just died infront of you.