Corrupt a wish

Okay for this game the person above you posts a wish, you then grant it but in a bad way.
E.G.
I wish the sky was green

Granted but you go blind.

Gettit?
I'll start.


I wish my nails didn't break all the time.

Granted, they break now and then never grow back.


I wish I had an angel

Granted. You have an angel, but you do not know what to do with it...


I wish the sky was orange.

Granted but it is over 110 degrees. That would be farenheit...

I wish I had an uneditted version of The Sickness.

Granted, and then your throw up over it.


I wish my sewing machine would stop breaking.

Granted, but it's got to be sold for spare parts.


I wish that I had four arms.

Granted, and you have no legs.


I wish I had brightly coloured eyes.

Granted, but you can't see with them.


I wish I had 14 maids.

My first thought was granted but you can't touch them, and then I realise that that isn't really a bad thing...

Granted but they have to live in your house with your family and there is no-where for them to fit.


I wish I was married.

Granted but to a caring guy.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

Granted, you have to go work somewhere for extremely long hours for not much money.


I wish I had lots of chocolate that had no calories in them.

Granted but you are now lactose intolerant.

I wish I knew if I would see D again.

Grated, you know... but you fall down a well and die.


I wish I personally knew Nightwish

Granted, but Tuomas beats you up.

I wish Scar would find that as funny as I intended....

It's a bad thing that Tuomas beats me up?

Granted, but then you lose your sense of humour.


I wish my parents weren't here.