Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you're cats leave too.

I wish my mother didn't take out her frustrations at work on the rest of us.

Granted, she doesn't take them out on the rest of you, she takes them all out solely on you.


I wish I had a pancake with ham cheese sugar and lemon juice.

Granted, but it also has lots of vegetables in it too.

I wish I had cooking classes.

Granted. You do but you suck at them so everyone points and laughs at you.

I wish someone would marry me.

(you didn't corrupt that very well).

Granted, but you never meet them.


I wish I had a big car

Granted, it is so big it does not fit on the roads and you are not allowed to drive it.


I wish I was never tired.

Granted. But now you're dead.


I wish I had every single Disney cartoon on DVD.

Granted, but the quality willl be awful (Wall-E says pirate copy).

I wish I could meet Tori Amos :-)

Granted, but Tori dies the next day and you're prime suspect for the murder.


I wish I could fly.

Granted but you crash and fall into the sea

I wish my internet didn't keep randomly disconnecting

(nnoooooo to tori)

Granted, now it'll never work again.

I wish I had something to eat.

You have something to eat but you physically can't eat it because your mouth has been sewn shut.


I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

(nice image - mouth sewn shut)

Granted, but you're not allowed to leave the house ever again.

(Okay, Scar, you've said "I wish I were married" basically twice and the whole "I don't want to go back to school" has been said twice by different people lol. Keep it original! XD).


I wish that Nightwish would come to my house.

Granted but they come to your house, trash your house and murder you.

I wish my ipod didn't need charging

Granted, It'll never work again because someone stood on it.

I wish I could play classical violin